When I entered the Argus I filled in my existing medical conditions on their website. It seems they are worried about me because now they want me to visit the MediClinic at the Cycle expo to get checked out.

 The only problem is that I listed my conditions as follows. 

1: Spontaneous dental hydroplosion.

2: Leprosy.

3: Flesh Eating Bacteria.

4: Government created killer nano robots.

5: Hotdog fingers.

I’m going with that exact list to Mediclinic and I’m telling them that the cycletour insisted I be checked for these conditions. Who wants to video it?